Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...