Hilarious Sports Quotes!
New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Who won the race?
Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbians. They are on a race...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...