Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Stealing the camera
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Tombstone Epitaph V
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25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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It’s been nice gnawing you!
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School dinners come on a plate!
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The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!