A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...