Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...