What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Father Murphy met Casey
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Clinton’s Address to the Nation
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The Feline Diet
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Ideal Drinking Age
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Five Maxims of Making Excuses
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Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Marriage studies findings
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