Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...