What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.