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Golfer Pays His Respects
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The Marriage Proposal.
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Reduce national debt
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The definition of a phallic symbol
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Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Never talk to the parrot
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REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Elton John
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The customs of an Irishman
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