Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...