Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...