I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...