Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
The Honeymoon’s Over!
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...