Screen Door
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
Need a new lawyer
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