What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...