Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....