Elephants IX
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The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
GOD’s New Commandment!
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How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
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How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
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Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...