Reasons For John’s Sex Change
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Tips on Love by Kids!
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