Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Really cute one.
A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the...