Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...