Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...