What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...