Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...