Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Feeling like a woman!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...