Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...