Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...