What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...