Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!