Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...