Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...