This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.