Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...