Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
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Dog with no legs
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A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...