Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
What is your problem?
|Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.