It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!