Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...