Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
Exerise For The Nonathletic
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...