Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....