Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...