Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...