Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...