MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Three men and a baby
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX