Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...