Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...