On his Deathbed!
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Not On Your Anniversary!
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How to break the nose of a blonde.
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When asked for her occupation…
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I Want to Buy That
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Duh!
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Bald Men
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Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
Dear Agony Aunt
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced...