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A seal visits a local bar
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Steven Wright on dogs
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Stockbroker at I.R.S.
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Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
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New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...