Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
A human’s chalkboard assignments
This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....