A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
A bat joke.
A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single...