The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...