I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...