How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...